TUNES TUESDAY – (enjoy grooving on a Tuesday with some
music, especially an old favorite or something totallynew!!)
I heard Paul Simon being interviewed while driving home tonight and the radio played one of his most famous songs. So here we go…Do you think you know 50 ways to leave YOUR lover? Tell me some sly and interesting ways. I’m curious people.
Here are some I found:
Spell out “I’m leaving you” in rose petals on their bed.
Fake your own death.
Send them a fictional (or real, if you’re totally heartless) invitation to your wedding next week.
“Accidentally” leave your new lover’s undergarments lying around the house, your car, or your future ex’s underwear drawer.
If you live together, change the locks. Leave their things on the lawn in a box labeled “FREE.”
Tell them “You just don’t have as much money as I thought you did.”
Act it out during charades at your friends’ house on game night.
Have your tattoo of their name removed.
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Laugh, learn and liven up your taste buds!