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MONSTER MASH – dig it October 26, 2010

Filed under: Music - la la la la!!! — celebrationgoddess @ 7:42 am

TUNES TUESDAY – (enjoy grooving on a Tuesday with some music, especially an old favorite or something totally new!!)

What ever happened to the Translvania Twist?

What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein.
Did you hear what happened to Frankenstein’s monster?
He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months.
IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein such good fun?
MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why was Baron Frankenstein never lonely?
Because he was good at making friends.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
‘Great! That was just what I needed.’
What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches?
Keep your fingers crossed that it’s a fancy dress party.
FIRST MONSTER: The bride of Frankenstein has a lovely face.
SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines.
What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.

BOO!

Laugh, learn and liven up your taste buds!

Bethsheba
http://imacelebrationgoddess.com/index.html

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3 Responses to “MONSTER MASH – dig it”

  1. holessence Says:

    Oh my gosh, I’d forgotten! Now that song’s gonna be bumping around in my head all day long!

  2. Beth – That’s a GREAT link, thank you!

    PeaPod Visualization
    Archangel Raphael (also known as Heaven’s Physician) is associated with the healing color of green. What’s better than to visualize yourself being zipped up inside a brilliant snap pea that hums with — is alive with — vital, healing energy. (Sort of like one of those tanning beds that people get into, but a giant green, healing snap pea instead). When I picture myself inside a green snap pea, I visualize each inhalation/exhalation with green energy as well – and I draw it deep down into my belly. I know that it’s oxygenating my blood with healing green energy that’s traveling throughout my entire body.


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