TUNES TUESDAY – (enjoy grooving on a Tuesday with some music, especially an old favorite or something totally new!!)
What ever happened to the Translvania Twist?
|What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein.
|Did you hear what happened to Frankenstein’s monster?
He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months.
|IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein such good fun?
MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches.
|Why was Baron Frankenstein never lonely?
Because he was good at making friends.
|Who brings the monsters their babies?
|Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
|What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
‘Great! That was just what I needed.’
|What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire and a coven of witches?
Keep your fingers crossed that it’s a fancy dress party.
|FIRST MONSTER: The bride of Frankenstein has a lovely face.
SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines.
|What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
Laugh, learn and liven up your taste buds!