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Husband Down August 28, 2010

Filed under: happy thoughts — celebrationgoddess @ 7:26 am

SO MUCH FUN SATURDAY – (enjoy your Saturday – the greatest day of the week!)

I’m off to a wedding and reception today. What a nice evening. Seeing two people who have a half and half chance of making it. And the 3 D’s: dinner, drinks, and dancing. Delightful!!! Hope you have a delightful Saturday too!

The definition of a perfect Wife? – one who helps the husband with the dishes…

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.

‘Put them back, we can’t afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.

‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’

On the PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’

Laugh, learn and liven up your taste buds!



3 Responses to “Husband Down”

  1. That was a FANTASTIC morning laugh, Beth — thank you!

  2. Cindy Zwicke Says:

    this one made me laugh!

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