Ok when you are a human, chef, cook, lover of food and plump girl like me and you have gastritis, you are always hankerin’ for pizza! mmmmm cheese, mmmmm
So damn it I am going to make one that I can eat!!!! I went and bought rice cheese and put plain ole chicken on it with NO EVIL TOMATO SAUCE. TOMATO SAUCE IS THE DEVVVVILLLLL!!!!! HEAL ME plain pizza with no TOMATO SAUCE!!!! Amen!
HOME MADE PIZZA
1 c. white flour
1 c. wheat flour
1 tsp. salt
2 tsp. baking powder
2/3 c. water
1/4 c. vegetable oil
½ sliced green pepper
handful baby spinach
half a cooked chicken breast diced
shredded rice mozzarella cheese
Mix flour, salt, baking powder and water. Knead on floured counter just until workable and spreadable, about 2 minutes. Put on pizza pan, with fingers. Smear olive oil on crust, then veges, chicken and cheese on top. Bake at 425 degrees for 20 minutes. This pizza seasoning can be bought, it has all your dried spices all together and you just sprinkle it on.
NOW I’M GONNA POP OPEN A COLD SHARPS (of course I cannot drink that other DEVIL ALCOHOOLLLLLLL) and enjoy my “fake” pizza and “fake” beer.
Laugh, learn (sometimes you have to get a little inventive) and liven up your taste buds!